you make plans with your friend the night before and tell him that you’ll “ping” him the next day to confirm.  Oh will you.  You’re gonna “ping” him are you.  What is that nonsense Internet Office Worker.  I’d like for you to keep such talk to yourself, okay?  No need to let the world in on the little secret that you’re now a full-fledged Internet Nerd.  No need whatsoever.