I must say, I am completely and utterly appalled. During our 5 hour work meeting today, (wrong in and of itself), my co-worker ‘let one go’ TWICE. Not once, but two times. The first time I heard a sound from that direction I was like, “Naww, couldn’t be”, but when he mumbled, “Oh, excuse me” , I knew my worst fears had come to fruition.

I was quite impressed with my response though.  I acted like nothing was wrong, and just went about my business like everything was kosher and I hadn’t just witnessed a fundamental bi’ness law broken. I really am growing up.

When it happened the second time though, I couldn’t control the look of disgust on my face.  It’s just wrong. Okay, you have an accident once, and we move forward. But twice in the same meeting?  Almost makes it seem like you think it’s okay to toot as long as you say excuse me afterward.

Sorry buddy, it’s NOT OKAY!  Nowhere, no how.  There is a BIG difference between a sneeze and what you’re doing. Two different animals.