When you have a meeting scheduled for an hour and a half, please allot six hours over the course of three days for said meeting.  Also, please be advised during the meeting that you will be expected to use the two buzzwords of the month ‘pie-in-the-sky-ideas’ and ‘low-hanging fruit’ at least once every time you speak.

With the exception,of course, of when you are “called on” by the CEO in hour five when he looks at you and says, “Cherie Amour, you’ve been quiet this whole time, what do you think?”  If it just so happens that you’ve been distracting yourself by playing the always enjoyable game of, “If I absolutely had to sleep with one of yous to further the species, who would it be?”, in that particular situation, feel free to reply to the CEO with a, “Hmmmm, hmmmm, well, David, what do you think?” and gesture at your co-worker.   That exchange is exempt from the buzzword requirement due to the extenuating circumstances of  the matter.  In all other situations, however, you’re pretty much bound.